Excuse me whilst I curl up in a ball and continue my existential crisis…
I CAN’T WRITE A FUCKING NOVEL! THAT’S LIKE WORDS AND SHIT! LOTS AND LOTS OF WORDS…
WELL DONE TABBY, REALLY SMART THERE, SIGNING UP TO WRITE A FUCKING NOVEL!
LIKE, A WHOLE BOOK, WITH PAGES!
I know right! Shock horror!
This is the girl who promises to blog frequently every time she forgets to blog for a month every month! #
This thing I have committed to??????
It’s the NaNoWriMo Young Writers Program!!!
I have to write a novel in a month. My target word count is 30,000 words.
I honestly don’t know how the hell I am going to do this but I really want to and at the end of it, if I reach my word count target I win 5 copies of the manuscript THAT I WROTE!!! HOW FREAKING COOL IS THAT!!!
So yeah that means blogging is probably going to be replaced with wirting A NOVEL!!!!! What I might do is every time I write a bit, I will post it on here and then I kill two birds with one stone (metaphorically)
So that’s all really
Oh yeah and Beth if you’re reading this, I left my coat and pillows at yours and I would really like my pillows back – because you know how I am about my pillows… (not so much bothered about the coat – although it is a very nice coat and I would like that back too but ya know!)
Yeah but whatever! I just feel like I need to offload somewhere and no one seems to give a shit at the moment and I don’t particularly like talking to people so… I know some people are gonna be like “You’re just doing this for attention” and stuff but no I’m not I’m doing this because I’m allowed to post what I damn well like and this is my flipping blog and if you don’t like it, don’t read it.
So basically everything for the past 4 weeks has been falling apart and I just feel like shit. I literally do not want to move from my room and I don’t want to talk to anyone.
Sorry for the sob story!
When food falls down your top and lands in your bra.
Admit it, it’s happened to you. (well maybe not you George…)
I have decided that you are Skulduggery Pleasant in an alternate universe.