Oh no another feels post!

Yeah but whatever! I just feel like I need to offload somewhere and no one seems to give a shit at the moment and I don’t particularly like talking to people so… I know some people are gonna be like “You’re just doing this for attention” and stuff but no I’m not I’m doing this because I’m allowed to post what I damn well like and this is my flipping blog and if you don’t like it, don’t read it.

Right so;

  1. I have lost my best friend
  2. Some of my ‘friends’ went and told a teacher something about another friend and now that friend is being told that she has to speak to a counselor and they are going to split our friendship group up
  3. Almost every single one of my ‘friends’ has something wrong with them at the moment
  4. Due to the above fact, I am getting their problems dumped on me. I don’t mind that it’s just that if I then have a problem I can hardly go and tell them
  5. When I do say I’m upset I then get told that I am attention seeking
  6. People are now accusing me of things I haven’t done due to people picking sides and spreading rumours
  7. I am fairly certain that one of my friends’ mother hates me.
  8. I have also been told that me and the friend in number 7 are not good for each other and shouldn’t be friends
  9. I have also been told that I am not allowed to go to the Watsky gig on November 3rd
  10. Halloween is going to be shit because I am not doing anything
  11. My plans for next year’s Summer in the City will probably not be going ahead

So basically everything for the past 4 weeks has been falling apart and I just feel like shit. I literally do not want to move from my room and I don’t want to talk to anyone.

Sorry for the sob story!




Today I am doing a fashion post! I am at school now so I can’t write everything that I want to. However, I do have a list that I want to share with you! This is the list of things that will soon be appearing in my fashion posts!!!

1. What I wore to the seaside.

2. How to do simple nail designs

3. Generational Fashion

4. My favourites

5. My must haves

6. Hairstlyes with hairbands

7. The milkmaid braid (dutch braid)

8. My make up

9. Sunglasses

10. The sock bun

Okay so there are ten posts that will be headed your way soon. So later on today I will be posting again and that post will be something off this list…



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I hate it when people assume things

I hate it when people just assume things. They think they know everything, when in fact, they have no idea what’s actually going on. The same as jumping to conclusions. Just let things play out and then judge it. Don’t judge halfway through. Again that saying ‘Don’t judge a book by it’s cover’, says everything. You can’t just presume what someone is like by looking at them.

If you wonder what I’m getting at, it’s this. People look at me and think ‘She has an easy life’ everyone has secrets and you don’t know all of them and never will. You won’t know their history, their likes, dislikes and you won’t know them. You can be best friends with someone and I can guarantee that there is something they won’t know about you. You may think that your problem is the worst and that it makes your life awful but that problem might be nothing to someone else. My point is everyone has problems and to you they might seem like nothing but to them, their problem is equally as bad as yours.

Sorry about the rant, I just felt a bit angry and needed to say how I felt! Sorry for not posting yesterday, I forgot what day it was and that I was meant to be posting something!

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I think I will call this post ‘I don’t know what to call this post!’

There. Now we have the title out of the way we can move on.

Facebook has changed on my phone and I do not like the new chat thingy. In fact, I hate it.

My dog threw up today. Twice. Whilst we were eating. I did not want to eat anymore.

I like writing short sentences today.

I have drama tomorrow. Two lots of two hour sessions.

On Sunday I have auditions for the pantomime. I hope I get in.

My room is being painted. It’s looking good.

My sister is ill. She is watching MY Harry Potter box set.

New Youtube Video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLjDvxh_Tfw&feature=youtu.be

That is all!



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10 Things People Do That Annoy Me

Hello! Today you lucky, lucky people are going to get 2 lists! One to do with some kind of upsetting news I got and the other is just a regular old list!

Firstly I present to you my list of positives and negatives about being dumped by my (now ex) boyfriend (yes George it took him less than 3 weeks to work out that I’m weird (yes lads I am a single pringle again)and I don’t need you to comment George) and so here is my list:


1. I don’t have a boyfriend.

2. People will ask awkward questions.

3. It only lasted like 4 days.


1. I can now dance to “All the single ladies”.

2. Elly rang him telling him what a prick he was (which was quite amusing).

3. It only lasted 4 days so it really didn’t take me long to get over it (like 30 minutes).

4. I can now focus on playing ukulele instead of worrying if he will text me.

5. I can now be as weird as I like because I have no one to impress.

There is my lists and as you can see the positives outweigh the negatives so therefore I am happy!

The list today is going to be… 10 Things People do that Annoy Me

1. When people don’t wear deodorant. Please don’t stand near me.

2. When someone compliments a girl and the girl goes “No I’m not pretty, I’m ugly” Just accept the damn compliment you know you’re fucking gorgeous!

3. When people are rude. I can’t stand rude people.

4. Okay this is a HUGE one for me. When really fat people (not picking on people it’s just it tends to be them that do it) go into a fast food place and are like “I’ll have a large burger, large fries, extra portion of onion rings… Erm some chicken wings, some mozzarella sticks and, oh yeah, a diet coke” Like WTAF??? What is wrong with your mind!? Just because you have a diet coke it doesn’t cancel out all of the other shit you just ordered!

5. When you’re texting someone and you are really making an effort and they only reply with one word answers (especially when they say “Kk”) It’s like seriously bitch that is all I get!?

6. There is always that one kid who reminds the teacher you had homework due in. Like really? Why do you do this? You are such a little snitch!

7. Guys this one is for you. When you make it so obvious that you are checking a girl’s butt out. The funny thing is that you think you are being covert. You are really not.

8. Girls this one is for you. In P.E when you have to run and there are like all the pretty girls going “Omg this is like the worst thing ever, I can’t believe she is making us RUN!” Seriously just move bitch the slower you go the more the rest of us suffer from the teacher making us do shuttle runs (Elly…)

9. That person that when you’re watching a movie they’re like “Oh this bit is so funny!”. YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR ME! TURN IT OFF I DON’T WANT TO WATCH IT NOW!

10. People who judge you as soon as they see you. I may not be the prettiest, coolest or smartest but don’t judge me without knowing me.

Okay there is my list for today. If there is anything that annoys you please comment and if you have any ideas for what you want my next list to be on please comment as well. If you enjoyed it please like it and if you really want (here’s a crazy idea) you could even follow me.


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10 Things You Really, Really Shouldn’t Do In Public

Okay guys, I have some more news! (No George I have not been dumped…yet) My news is that I am going to blog every day this week from today, Sunday 27th, to Sunday 3rd of February. Every one of the posts that I write this week is going to be  list. So if I enjoy doing this then I will change the theme each week and for every day that week I will write something within that theme (if you get me…)

The theme for this week is… Lists (but you already knew that because I said it earlier but I don’t care!)

So onwards with my advice…  10 things you really, really shouldn’t do in public

1. Squeeze a spot. Eww gross! Please save this disgusting habit for somewhere where the rest of us don’t have to watch!

2. Don’t talk to yourself. It looks weird, people will avoid you and there is a chance you will end up in a mental institution!

3. Announce your sexuality. Yes it’s fabulous that you are happy with yourself but to be honest it does freak people out a little if you just randomly yell that your bi/straight/gay/lesbian.

4. Throw up. This is key if you have been drinking. Please resist the urge, even if it means swallowing it. Act cool and classy. Also throwing up is disgusting and I really don’t want to see it.

5. Check if your underarms smell. Just no. Don’t do it. Ever.

6. Ask people to guess what colour socks you’re wearing. It’s strange.

7. One for the girls. Don’t pull your pants out of your bum. I don’t care if your thong is practically tearing you in half just don’t do it please.

8. One for the guys. Argue with your girlfriend. We don’t want to know your problems, we have our own. Also your girlfriend is probably right so there is no need to argue

9. Spit. Please don’t casually spit on the path or anywhere I don’t want your spit on my shoe thanks.

10. Shout. I really, really don’t give a fuck about what you did last night and I really don’t care if your friend is on the other side of the road either! You don’t have to tell us all.

So there we are this took me ages so I hope you enjoyed this! Please comment with what you want me to post about, it can be a list about anything! Please like this if you liked it and please follow!!!


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Like for a…

Don’t they annoy you? Like really, really annoy you?

It’s all “Like for a rate <3” and “Like for a para <3”.

And I’m like don’t you people have real lives!? I mean come on! Is your life really that shit that you have to rate other people’s? No offence if you do these like for a things, but seriously! Surely you have something better to do! They fill up my newsfeed and they really annoy me! People with interesting action packed lives don’t do these because they are busy with fun stuff. People with no life sit on Facebook asking people to like statuses so that they can rate them!? Really? WHY DO YOU DO THIS!? I DON’T UNDERSTAND!

Anyway I was watching a video on Youtube by DailyGrace and she said “A woman is defined by being undefined,” and at first I was laughing and thinking “What the hell does that even mean?” Then I thought to myself that what she was saying was pretty cool. I mean I am undefinable! Everyone has so many different interests and qualities that make us up. It is impossible to define a person by what we see because no matter how close you are you will never know everything about them. People change and we are such complex beings that it is ridiculous to even think that we could be defined by what we do or say. Therefore we can be defined as a species by our undefinability! We can be defined but only by the fact that we can’t be defined! That is SO confusing!

Well that was pretty deep! On a more shallow note I am about to eat a Danish pastry and it looks super scrummy! Okay I really need to go now because I really want to eat that pastry and I can’t type and eat!

Hasta Luego…

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