Hi. Just a quick one… The other day me and my friends were telling jokes and this was mine. Get it? It’s a physical form joke but then Elly said that the paper wasn’t saying joke so then I wrote it as if the paper said it!? I know I am really weird so don’t even try telling me!

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I am in Geography and I am sneakily writing a blog

Hello. I am sneakily writing a post. Again. I am meant to be researching the 2004 tsunami and the effects it had on Asia.

Anyway. How was everyone’s weekend? Good? Bad? Well I will give the appropriate response to both. Oh yay. Oh no.

I have just had a maths lesson in which I created a new animal. It is a hybrid. It is called… The Shig! It is a pig and a sheep! I will draw it and post it on here later.



Oh yeah I went to drama on Saturday and we were acting out 9/11 using physical theatre and music and my group did a scene on a plane and I got to have a breakdown and I managed to cry and shake and I made people cry! As an amateur actress that is one of the best compliments ever. It means that you made it real enough to make someone experience such a strong emotion! So yay!

I am going now so I will leave you with this.

Bye bye


You can follow me but I don’t know where I’m going!

twitter: @tabbymilton

instagram: @tabeeeee_milton


I am in Textiles and I am sneakily writing a blog!

Hello again! Aren’t you lucky, two posts in less than 6 hours! I am sneakily writing another post in the graphics suite as there is no teacher here and I am bored! There are two really annoying people sat in the room with me and one of them thinks he is better than everyone because he is like a child genius with no social skills. He is literally an emotionless, shall we say, fish. Her isn’t really a fish he just has the emotions of a fish. The other is an okay person who I sit next to in History but he is still quite annoying and eats cream with sticky toffee pudding?! Who does that?! Everyone knows it has to be custard!

Bye. I have to go now it’s almost time for the bell to go and then I can go home!



I am in ICT and I am sneakily writing a blog!

Hello I am meant to be doing some work but like normal I can not be bothered so I am writing this post and it probably does not make much sense. I have just been called a stripper!? Erm no, I can assure you I’m not. We are having a non uniform day today and my mum experimented with fake tan on my legs last night and let’s just say, I won’t be wearing shorts for a while. I am going to write a script now for a video I am making so goodbye!



Too Many Awards!!!

Thank you so much for all the awards I have been nominated for! I am now gonna have to start writing blog posts about them, so I’m sorry guys but it has to be done. Sorry if I bore you all into a coma…

Right, first of all… The Versatile Bloggers Award!


^^^^^^^^^^^^^There it is^^^^^^^^^^^^

Okay, 7 interesting things about me…

1. My full name is Tabytha May Gertrude Milton. Yes it is embarrassing and George please don’t tell everyone!

2. Sometimes I like to sit in the cupboard with the boiler in. Why???? It’s warm and all my books are in there!

3. I love butterscotch flavoured things.

4. I play ukulele, piano, guitar, descant recorder, treble recorder, drums and obviously the triangle!

5. I really want some castanets (you know those things flamenco dancers have?)

6. I want to eventually move to America and set up a free health clinic. But first I want to be an army doctor.

7. I crashed  a go-kart and ended up in A+E the day after my birthday! Warning: DO NOT GET IN A CAR WITH ME, I WILL GO FAST AND PROBABLY CRASH.

Now for the people I am nominating… Okay I haven’t been on WordPress that long so I don’t know 15 bloggers so I am gonna do 6…

1. Elly’s Blog. My best friend and she is an amazing blogger (way better than me)

2. Beth’s Blog. Another best friend and she’s a ginger…

3. George’s Blog. I don’t like him, he has no authority but he is a librarian at school.

4. Kaitlyn’s Blog. A girl who called me a rambler but I sit next to in English class.

5. Russell Deasley. Top tens of everything.

6. Littlemissnerdybookworm. Erm yeah it’s just a cool blog.

Yeah so Elly nominated me for this award and her blog is the first one in the list of my nominees! So there we go!



Instagram: tabeeeee_milton

Twitter: tabbymilton

Oh yeah… If I have nominated you, you need to blog about this award, say who nominated you (me!) and 7 interesting facts and 15 deserving bloggers!


Baby sick!?

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Over the weekend we had some friends staying with us and they have a 6 month old baby called Anna-Louise. When we were having tea, Anna started crying so my dad went and put her on his shoulders. Next thing, Anna has been sick on my dad’s head and is rubbing it in with a huge grin! Just thought I would share that with you all!


Erm… Hi?

Remember me? No? It’s okay, I don’t expect you to! I haven’t written here in a long, long time. I’m guessing you would like to know the reason (No? Well I’m gonna tell you anyway).

I have been struggling a lot lately with stress and have been having a really hard time. I have been in and out of doctors offices and hospitals because I currently have a problem with my back and I don’t know what’s happened. I am waiting for my MRI results at the moment and am also waiting on two physio referrals. My back problem has prevented me from swimming and as swimming was my way of releasing all my anger and all my bad emotions, I have had a hard time trying to deal with them. People who know me will tell you that I am a negative, angry and defensive person but people who really know me will tell you that I am difficult but I can be a nice person to be friends with (Elly?). With all these emotions and no way of getting rid of them I ended up being stressed about school, got mad really easily and I also ended up with really low self-esteem. Without my swimming, there wasn’t anything I could say I was really good at. I have been depressed and angry and have now been refered for Targeted Youth Support so I can get some help. (George, please keep this quiet!)

Anyway the main reason for my brief retirement from blogging is because, as a way of reducing the stress and pressure I felt , I stopped doing different things for brief periods of time. One of these was blogging. Basically, this was a science experiment and it was this, “If I take away things that stress or worry me, will I be more relaxed?” I stopped doing homework, blogging and I stopped practicing for my piano lesson. I didn’t tell anyone about this because it had to be entirely my decision. I have slowly started doing these things again but less often and I don’t care if things aren’t perfect anymore.

I am now going to re-introduce myself so here we go…

Hi. I am Tabby. I am 14. I have green eyes and light brown hair. I hate feet (unless they’re mine). I love chips. I have a Mum, Dad and sister. I also have a dog called Flo. The GCSE options I have picked are Geography, French, Music and Further Science. I love Harry Potter. My favourite movies are Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, Chamber of Secrets, The Matrix, Wild Child and Skyfall. My favourite Youtubers are danisnotonfire, amazingphil, Bertiebertg, dicasp and emmablackery. I play ukulele and it is the coolest instrument ever.

So sorry for the long post (Not really). If you read this far please comment “I can read!” and if you didn’t read this far then you won’t be reading this so clearly you have the attention span of a gnat (good word “gnat”,(another good word is “bollocks”)I like it).


Tabby xxx

Instagram: tabeeeee_milton

Twitter: tabbymilton

P.S. About that massive pile of awards. I have no fucking clue about what I’m meant to do but whatever it is, I will do it next time