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If I like your post….

And it’s about something sad like you feel depressed or lonely, it’s not because I like the fact that you are suffering it’s because I want you to know that someone read your words and is there for you. It is a supportive gesture 🙂

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Are you even on my level of awesomeness like seriously dude I have freaking unicorn pyjama bottoms!!!!!!!!!!

So this morning I got up at 5:30 (YES ON A SATURDAY YES IT WAS LIKE HELL) to go help my Dad at the car boot sale but late last night I was invited to go out with a few friends for a birthday lunch at Pizza Express and shopping afterwards and I had an absolute ball even though I was tired as fuck (wtf does that even mean… I’m really tired DON’T JUDGE ME!!!) I bought these unicorn pyjama bottoms after my friend Gabi showed me them in Strasbourg and I really needed some (YES NEEDED NOT WANTED!!!)

We went to Starbucks and marvelled at the fact that the barista spelt our names correctly and gossiped and bitched and compared items.

This was Lily’s cake and y’all should go follow her on twitter because tomorrow is her birthday and that would be cool!!!

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So I think I’ll do a haul post tomorrow with pictures of the things I bought and where from and stuff like that so look forward to (or don’t) to that.

Goodbye

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I just ate 40 pieces of popcorn chicken…

Well technically I had 26 pieces of popcorn chicken, 5 chicken nuggets and 2 chicken dippers… I think I have a problem with chicken…..

Please don’t judge me I couldn’t help it, it just sort of happened….

Anyways, I have so many posts that I want to do but I want to write them all now and I can’t because that’s stupid and I don’t know why but I feel super hyper right now and I’m typing like so freaking fast…..

Right, I have things that I want to tell you but can’t so that is gonna have to wait until maybe tomorrow or 3 in the morning when I get a random spurt of energy and decide to solve the economic crisis, write a novel and paint a fucking masterpiece…

Jesus my brain is super fucked up right now.

So this has been my week….

Monday: Went to Beth’s for sleepover and met her cousin Niamh who is awesome. Elly broke my fucking brace by falling on me when she sprinted to answer the phone to the pizza guy. She pulled one of the brackets off and it fucking hurt!

Tuesday: Left Beth’s and went to Shepperton (near London) to visit friends.

Wednesday: Bought a purple notebook from Paperchase (part of my OCD-ness, you wouldn’t understand it’s weird) and bought a dress for a stupid wedding in March (hoping to God that there’s gonna be hot guys!)

Thursday: Came back from Shepperton

Friday: Got my brace fixed… Oh yeah and Elly came round and we did fuck all….

Saturday: Gavin was here (foster kid) so we didn’t do a lot. Worked on English spoken language project and watched Bridget Jones’s Diary

Sunday: Looked like shit and didn’t get out of my pj’s until like one o’clock…. Then did fuck all….

Yeah so basically I did fuck all and now it’s 23:15 and I have 3 pieces of homework in for this week…. Shit.

In other, slightly more interesting news, I auditioned for the school play and got the part of Helena in A Midsummer Night’s Dream which is cool…. Also my love interest in the play isn’t to bad to look at so that’s a plus *Beth rolls her eyes and gives condescending look*….

Also the Strasbourg trip is only 5 weeks away and I still haven’t lost enough fucking weight to look good in my bikini at the spa!!!!! Yes we’re going to a spa on a school trip!!!!

I did the stupid poetry competition and all the other competitors were 17/18 except one. I placed 2nd which is cool and it was actually quite a fun night because the other ‘kids’ were pretty cool and we all got on quite well.

Right, anyway, I think I have bombarded you with enough information for now so I’m going to go and attempt to sleep which will probably fail because at the moment my mind is all over the fucking place and I keep thinking about people that I should definitely NOT be thinking about! *internal voice screams ‘yeah brain stfu and go to fucking sleep’*

Adieu my internet friends I must go and wrestle with my thoughts….

Tabby

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Hey Guys

Yeah so I don’t know what to blog about… Well I do…… I have a list in my head and I have a blog post ready to come straight from my disorganised but perfectly functional brain but…… I can’t be bothered to actually type it out and I don’t have time and I’m just in one of those moods and to be perfectly honest, I’m only blogging so that I don’t feel bad about the fact that I haven’t blogged…..

It’s Monday…… I fucking hate mondays…..

It was my birthday on Thursday and my friends slept at mine on Friday and we had long discussions about who we shipped each other with….. Yeah I know……

Erm…….. Not a whole lot has happened that I remember…..

I have reached season 4 in Supernatural!!!!!!! OMFG CASTIEL…….. I UNDERSTAND GUYS I UNDERSTAND

Jesus Christ okay then….. *takes deep breaths to calm self down*…….

*doesn’t work……..dies*

 

 

 

 

Tabby will be back after resuscitation……. Please leave a message after the tone

 

 

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It’s New Year’s Eve… and all that shit…

Okay so I haven’t really blogged through December because I have been doing pantomime and for last 5 days I have practically lived at the theatre. Through December I performed twice a week and then on the 27th and 28th I got to ‘shadow’ a girl who was going up to play Cinderella so I would have to take her part. I also got to be a stage hand and that was really fun because it gave me a new perspective about what happens in the theatre and how it happens. It also shows you how much the backstage crew actually do and as a performer you learn to appreciate them and understand why they are yelling “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!” (It’s probably because they are moving a fireplace)… So that was cool and then on the 29th I went up to fill this role and I was shitting myself because I had only done one of the dances with the music but it went alright. There was this really hard dance that I do with this boy and I was almost crying because I was so scared that I was gonna slip coming out of one of the lifts. But I didn’t and I loved every minute of it. Now I only have 2 more shows left on Friday.

Right, so… CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! Another reason for not blogging… I was in Wales… That was… Interesting… Yeah so we were there with all my Dad’s family except for my cousin Richard who lives in Canada and was with his wife’s family. Anyway Christmas was awesome because I got……………………….. wait for it……………………………………………… A MACBOOK PRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH So that’s what I’m typing this on now!!!!!! It’s also my birthday present and probably part of next year’s christmas present but I DON’T CARE! I OWN A MACBOOK PRO!!!!!!! I also got some really cute bags, Chicago sheet music for piano, nail varnish, money and chocolate.

So what did everyone else get for Christmas (Elly I know what you got and I’m jelly so shut your face -_-)

Next order of business… NEW YEARS!!!! What’s everyone up to tonight?????? I think I’m off to Elly’s and some other friends are going too and we are all going to be antisocial together…

Right so I think that’s everything… Oh no WAIT!!!!!! If I can work out how to use the movie maker on here then I am going to make the greatly overrated 2013 video and put it onto my YouTube channel. I will put the video on here too if I make it…

Goodbye

Tabby

 

 

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Letter to my 16-year-old self!

Clearly I’m not 16 yet.

That said, I thought this would be and interesting twist. You’re meant to write these when you’re older but maybe I should write one now so I can look at this post when I am 16 and go “Right, younger me said please don’t get pregnant. Better listen to her on that one!”

Maybe this way I can make sure I don’t completely go off the rails!

Okay here we go!

 

Dear 16-year-old me,

I am writing to let you know what I think you should and should not be doing. You should probably listen to me because I am actually sober and thinking straight and am probably being more sensible than you are right now (hopefully 😉

1. Please have found some way to make my hair better. (oh for god’s sake please say it’s not still flat!)

2. Please try to go out at least once every 2 months (I know the internet is your home but try… for me?)

3. Please still be friends with Elly (you won’t find anyone as crazy as her)

4. Please go to at least one house party (errr….. am I asking too much???)

5. Please don’t get absolutely wasted at said house party (hahaha…. NOT going to happen)

6. Please work hard and get at least 6 A*’s  (don’t care about RE but the others need to be good)

7. Please don’t end up at a shitty sixth form

8. Please actually learn to play guitar properly (and tune the acoustic once in a while)

9. Please don’t try and become Olive from Easy A (great movie btw)

10. Please don’t get fat (you know how everything goes straight to your hips!)

Okay and please, please, please don’t throw your life down the drain. I want shoes and lots of em but to get them we need money and we only get money if we get a good job and for that we need good exam results!

Oh and keep blogging. Don’t give up on doing what you love (unless it’s murder, in which case, give up NOW!)

If you do turn out to be some sexy badass criminal (pah! I wish!) please don’t get caught!

Tabby

 

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Favourites

*sings at the top of her voice* THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS!!!!!!!

Favourite Colour: Turquoise

Favourite Animal: Platypus, llamas, my dog

Favourite Food: Chips

Favourite Word: Bollocks

Favourite Band: AHHHHHHHHHH TOO MANY!!!!

Favourite Singer: SEE ABOVE!!!!!

Favourite TV Show: Any crime show like White Collar, Sherlock, Criminal Minds (what I call ‘smart shows’)

Favourite Pizza: Hawaiian (pineapple and ham)

Favourite Desert: Chocolate fudge brownie, apple crumble or toffee sundae

Favourite Popcorn: Butter

Favourite Number: 8, 16

Favourite Book: The Fault In Our Stars, Hitlers Canary and loads more

Favourite Fruit: Blueberries

Favourite Vegetable: Carrot

Favourite Drink: Still cloudy lemonade or anything from Costa or Starbucks!

Favourite Meal: Fish fingers and custard… or plain spaghetti

Tabby