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I just ate 40 pieces of popcorn chicken…

Well technically I had 26 pieces of popcorn chicken, 5 chicken nuggets and 2 chicken dippers… I think I have a problem with chicken…..

Please don’t judge me I couldn’t help it, it just sort of happened….

Anyways, I have so many posts that I want to do but I want to write them all now and I can’t because that’s stupid and I don’t know why but I feel super hyper right now and I’m typing like so freaking fast…..

Right, I have things that I want to tell you but can’t so that is gonna have to wait until maybe tomorrow or 3 in the morning when I get a random spurt of energy and decide to solve the economic crisis, write a novel and paint a fucking masterpiece…

Jesus my brain is super fucked up right now.

So this has been my week….

Monday: Went to Beth’s for sleepover and met her cousin Niamh who is awesome. Elly broke my fucking brace by falling on me when she sprinted to answer the phone to the pizza guy. She pulled one of the brackets off and it fucking hurt!

Tuesday: Left Beth’s and went to Shepperton (near London) to visit friends.

Wednesday: Bought a purple notebook from Paperchase (part of my OCD-ness, you wouldn’t understand it’s weird) and bought a dress for a stupid wedding in March (hoping to God that there’s gonna be hot guys!)

Thursday: Came back from Shepperton

Friday: Got my brace fixed… Oh yeah and Elly came round and we did fuck all….

Saturday: Gavin was here (foster kid) so we didn’t do a lot. Worked on English spoken language project and watched Bridget Jones’s Diary

Sunday: Looked like shit and didn’t get out of my pj’s until like one o’clock…. Then did fuck all….

Yeah so basically I did fuck all and now it’s 23:15 and I have 3 pieces of homework in for this week…. Shit.

In other, slightly more interesting news, I auditioned for the school play and got the part of Helena in A Midsummer Night’s Dream which is cool…. Also my love interest in the play isn’t to bad to look at so that’s a plus *Beth rolls her eyes and gives condescending look*….

Also the Strasbourg trip is only 5 weeks away and I still haven’t lost enough fucking weight to look good in my bikini at the spa!!!!! Yes we’re going to a spa on a school trip!!!!

I did the stupid poetry competition and all the other competitors were 17/18 except one. I placed 2nd which is cool and it was actually quite a fun night because the other ‘kids’ were pretty cool and we all got on quite well.

Right, anyway, I think I have bombarded you with enough information for now so I’m going to go and attempt to sleep which will probably fail because at the moment my mind is all over the fucking place and I keep thinking about people that I should definitely NOT be thinking about! *internal voice screams ‘yeah brain stfu and go to fucking sleep’*

Adieu my internet friends I must go and wrestle with my thoughts….

Tabby

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It’s New Year’s Eve… and all that shit…

Okay so I haven’t really blogged through December because I have been doing pantomime and for last 5 days I have practically lived at the theatre. Through December I performed twice a week and then on the 27th and 28th I got to ‘shadow’ a girl who was going up to play Cinderella so I would have to take her part. I also got to be a stage hand and that was really fun because it gave me a new perspective about what happens in the theatre and how it happens. It also shows you how much the backstage crew actually do and as a performer you learn to appreciate them and understand why they are yelling “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!” (It’s probably because they are moving a fireplace)… So that was cool and then on the 29th I went up to fill this role and I was shitting myself because I had only done one of the dances with the music but it went alright. There was this really hard dance that I do with this boy and I was almost crying because I was so scared that I was gonna slip coming out of one of the lifts. But I didn’t and I loved every minute of it. Now I only have 2 more shows left on Friday.

Right, so… CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! Another reason for not blogging… I was in Wales… That was… Interesting… Yeah so we were there with all my Dad’s family except for my cousin Richard who lives in Canada and was with his wife’s family. Anyway Christmas was awesome because I got……………………….. wait for it……………………………………………… A MACBOOK PRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH So that’s what I’m typing this on now!!!!!! It’s also my birthday present and probably part of next year’s christmas present but I DON’T CARE! I OWN A MACBOOK PRO!!!!!!! I also got some really cute bags, Chicago sheet music for piano, nail varnish, money and chocolate.

So what did everyone else get for Christmas (Elly I know what you got and I’m jelly so shut your face -_-)

Next order of business… NEW YEARS!!!! What’s everyone up to tonight?????? I think I’m off to Elly’s and some other friends are going too and we are all going to be antisocial together…

Right so I think that’s everything… Oh no WAIT!!!!!! If I can work out how to use the movie maker on here then I am going to make the greatly overrated 2013 video and put it onto my YouTube channel. I will put the video on here too if I make it…

Goodbye

Tabby

 

 

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Letter to my 16-year-old self!

Clearly I’m not 16 yet.

That said, I thought this would be and interesting twist. You’re meant to write these when you’re older but maybe I should write one now so I can look at this post when I am 16 and go “Right, younger me said please don’t get pregnant. Better listen to her on that one!”

Maybe this way I can make sure I don’t completely go off the rails!

Okay here we go!

 

Dear 16-year-old me,

I am writing to let you know what I think you should and should not be doing. You should probably listen to me because I am actually sober and thinking straight and am probably being more sensible than you are right now (hopefully šŸ˜‰

1. Please have found some way to make my hair better. (oh for god’s sake please say it’s not still flat!)

2. Please try to go out at least once every 2 months (I know the internet is your home but try… for me?)

3. Please still be friends with Elly (you won’t find anyone as crazy as her)

4. Please go to at least one house party (errr….. am I asking too much???)

5. Please don’t get absolutely wasted at said house party (hahaha…. NOT going to happen)

6. Please work hard and get at least 6 A*’s Ā (don’t care about RE but the others need to be good)

7. Please don’t end up at a shitty sixth form

8. Please actually learn to play guitar properly (and tune the acoustic once in a while)

9. Please don’t try and become Olive from Easy A (great movie btw)

10. Please don’t get fat (you know how everything goes straight to your hips!)

Okay and please, please, please don’t throw your life down the drain. I want shoes and lots of em but to get them we need money and we only get money if we get a good job and for that we need good exam results!

Oh and keep blogging. Don’t give up on doing what you love (unless it’s murder, in which case, give up NOW!)

If you do turn out to be some sexy badass criminal (pah! I wish!) please don’t get caught!

Tabby

 

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I know I said I would post…

But I’ve been busy. Very busy. I have set up my own business styling people’s hair for prom and balls and stuff. I have my first client tomorrow. So that’s exciting.

Oh yeah and I have another job cleaning my Grandad’s place every Saturday morning.

I have also been doing this really big project for school.

My dad also went and bought a table tennis table and I have been practising every night so that I can beat this really annoying guy that I like to take the piss out of. Elly reckons I fancy him but I’m taken and he’s old. (He’s sixteen… Okay so not that old but yeah…)

I won’t be doing a proper post until like Sunday because I’m going to a party tonight (I know, not like me but let’s be adventurous) and then I have work tomorrow.

I also made a cake that cost over Ā£20 to make and I will put a picture up soon.

I need to go now because I’m in lesson and supposed to be doing something…

Goodbye

Tabby

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It’s over

So despite the play being about everyone dying we actually had a lot of fun with it. I mean there was probably more drama off stage than on but that happens every time youth theatre do a show! Backstage is always the best bit! The jokes, rumours and chocolate eating! So now it is over. All those weeks of rehearsals for two nights. I didn’t get in until 10:30 last night and didn’t sleep till midnight and then I woke up at 4:30 in the morning. So I’m a bit tired but I am not going to bed early tonight. Not when The Apprentice is on!!!

It’s another quick one but I have a lot on my mind and am busy panicking about stuff! I have table tennis tomorrow so everyone can laugh at my lack of co-ordination. I am far too violent for table tennis, I don’t think it’s my sport.

So yeah my mind is already drifting to other matters so I shall go now…

Goodbye

Tabby

 

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Just a quick one…

Hi, this is me letting you know why I haven’t blogged. Basically I am in a play that is going on stage tomorrow and I have been in the theatre all day today doing the dress and tech rehearsals. It was super stressful and it turns out the person playing my husband doesn’t know their lines after already dumping 10 of them on me last Saturday. Not being funny but if everyone else can learn them I’m sure you can. So I have spent all week learning other people’s lines incase they forget them and rehearsing cues and trying to juggle set designing for my school production and homework. Oh yeah and after finishing my scene for Oliver (our school production), I then took someone else’s scene from them because they bailed and now I’m involved in the animation scene as well because the stupid art graduate that was helping decided he didn’t want to do it!

Also I got my options back for GCSE’s and I can’t take music and science because they are at the same time so I had to pick one and I spent most of last week worrying about what to pick and I finally chose; french, statistics, science and geography. I don’t know whether I’ve taken on too much picking all the brainy subjects.

On a positive not me and Elly started table tennis club on a Thursday. It is a real sport and actually does involve a lot of running (I only started because I thought I wouldn’t have to exert myself!). We are going to go again next week and that may or may not be due to the fact there is a really cute boy there…

Watch this space!

Goodbye

Tabby

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I hate it when people assume things

I hate it when people just assume things. They think they know everything, when in fact, they have no idea what’s actually going on. The same as jumping to conclusions. Just let things play out and then judge it. Don’t judge halfway through. Again that saying ‘Don’t judge a book by it’s cover’, says everything. You can’t just presume what someone is like by looking at them.

If you wonder what I’m getting at, it’s this. People look at me and think ‘She has an easy life’ everyone has secrets and you don’t know all of them and never will. You won’t know their history, their likes, dislikes and you won’t know them. You can be best friends with someone and I can guaranteeĀ that there is something they won’t know about you. You may think that your problem is the worst and that it makes your life awful but that problem might be nothing to someone else. My point is everyone has problems and to you they might seem like nothing but to them, their problem is equally as bad as yours.

Sorry about the rant, I just felt a bit angry and needed to say how I felt! Sorry for not posting yesterday, I forgot what day it was and that I was meant to be posting something!

New video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhb8FjLCbUg&feature=youtu.be

Goodbye

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