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George is my wingbitch

It’s like a wingman but more girly and hardcore at the same time.

He wasn’t happy with the term wingman or wingwoman so I figured that this would be a suitable alternative

Tabby

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Procrastination, Impatience and a Trip to the Seaside

I am meant to be doing my homework right now. Obviously me being the procrastination queen didn’t do any of it all week (no I lie, I did my biology), so now I have to do it this morning so that this afternoon we can go to the seaside. I like the seaside (especially the 2p machines in the arcades) but today I just don’t want to go. It is warm by English standards but I still think it needs to be warmer before we start getting all adventurous and going to the sea.

I had to blog today as I am impatient and I couldn’t wait any longer. Anyway, my post yesterday was written very late at night and so I understand that is probably why only George commented. I’m sorry George but you don’t count as a vote because it’s just silly to let one person decide what I’m going to write about… So I’m going to decide (oh the irony!), it is my blog after all!

The topic is going to be (drumroll please)…

RANDOM!!!

This means that I get to include all of the topics and hopefully there will be something that everyone likes in there!

Okay so I really need to do my homework now so I will see you all (not literally) tomorrow when I will write about…

FASHION!!!

Goodbye

Tabby

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10 Things People Do That Annoy Me

Hello! Today you lucky, lucky people are going to get 2 lists! One to do with some kind of upsetting news I got and the other is just a regular old list!

Firstly I present to you my list of positives and negatives about being dumped by my (now ex) boyfriend (yes George it took him less than 3 weeks to work out that I’m weird (yes lads I am a single pringle again)and I don’t need you to comment George) and so here is my list:

Negatives;

1. I don’t have a boyfriend.

2. People will ask awkward questions.

3. It only lasted like 4 days.

Positives;

1. I can now dance to “All the single ladies”.

2. Elly rang him telling him what a prick he was (which was quite amusing).

3. It only lasted 4 days so it really didn’t take me long to get over it (like 30 minutes).

4. I can now focus on playing ukulele instead of worrying if he will text me.

5. I can now be as weird as I like because I have no one to impress.

There is my lists and as you can see the positives outweigh the negatives so therefore I am happy!

The list today is going to be… 10 Things People do that Annoy Me

1. When people don’t wear deodorant. Please don’t stand near me.

2. When someone compliments a girl and the girl goes “No I’m not pretty, I’m ugly” Just accept the damn compliment you know you’re fucking gorgeous!

3. When people are rude. I can’t stand rude people.

4. Okay this is a HUGE one for me. When really fat people (not picking on people it’s just it tends to be them that do it) go into a fast food place and are like “I’ll have a large burger, large fries, extra portion of onion rings… Erm some chicken wings, some mozzarella sticks and, oh yeah, a diet coke” Like WTAF??? What is wrong with your mind!? Just because you have a diet coke it doesn’t cancel out all of the other shit you just ordered!

5. When you’re texting someone and you are really making an effort and they only reply with one word answers (especially when they say “Kk”) It’s like seriously bitch that is all I get!?

6. There is always that one kid who reminds the teacher you had homework due in. Like really? Why do you do this? You are such a little snitch!

7. Guys this one is for you. When you make it so obvious that you are checking a girl’s butt out. The funny thing is that you think you are being covert. You are really not.

8. Girls this one is for you. In P.E when you have to run and there are like all the pretty girls going “Omg this is like the worst thing ever, I can’t believe she is making us RUN!” Seriously just move bitch the slower you go the more the rest of us suffer from the teacher making us do shuttle runs (Elly…)

9. That person that when you’re watching a movie they’re like “Oh this bit is so funny!”. YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR ME! TURN IT OFF I DON’T WANT TO WATCH IT NOW!

10. People who judge you as soon as they see you. I may not be the prettiest, coolest or smartest but don’t judge me without knowing me.

Okay there is my list for today. If there is anything that annoys you please comment and if you have any ideas for what you want my next list to be on please comment as well. If you enjoyed it please like it and if you really want (here’s a crazy idea) you could even follow me.

Bye

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