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I Have Something To Tell You

 

This is going to sound ridiculously girly and pathetic but I feel so happy I could burst and I can’t stop grinning. I promise you I am not normally like this and you probably won’t care but this is majorly important to me!!! I know you’re all dying for me to tell you this amazing news but let me build the tension a little longer ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

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………………………………. Okay that is long enough! My amazingly, fantastically wonderful news is that (drum roll please…)

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know all of you are groaning “This girl, I thought she was actually interesting but no, she is just like every other teenage girl, what next is she going to tell us she loves Justin Bieber!”
No I do not like Justin Bieber, I hate him (sorry to the girls who like him) and yes I have needs just like every other teenager and yes I am really happy that I have a boyfriend and yes I do like him very much and yes I do want to kiss him (Will, if you ever read this, take note!)

His name is Will, he is slightly taller than me (which is good) and he is quite good-looking, when he texts me he puts kisses and he doesn’t mind if I gossip about him with my friends!

Yes lads be jel I am no longer single!

Anyway the only problem is (girls I need your help on this) that he asked me out on Friday night by text and I said yes by text and I have only text him since he asked me out. I won’t see him until Monday and I am really nervous about what the freakin’ fuck I am gonna say to him! Girls please help me out (George, no you do not count as a girl).

Anyway that is my news and I thought it would be nice to keep you up to date with my life! Actually I have a bit more news… I think I have decided on what GCSE’s I am taking!!!

At the moment I am taking;
French
Geography
Music
Statistics and Further Maths
And my reserves are Media and Further Additional Science

(Out of my top 4, Will has 3 of the same subjects!!!)

Okay I am going now as EllytheWelly is coming round to my house and I need to go and gossip!

Bye
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I don’t know what to call this post…

I don’t really know what to write about so I am going to update you on my life! Boring I know but I’m tired and can’t think of what else to write, so here we go!
1. I have taught myself to play guitar and I did it in a week!
2. I am now woken up on a morning by my dog licking my face!
3. Me and Elly have started a vlog! (jellyandicecreamvlog – if you’re interested)
4. I am currently in the process of teaching myself to play drums!
5. I am planning on teaching myself to play ukelele!
6. I have to pick my options for GCSE’s soon!
7. I have pulled a muscle in my back!
8. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!

I am so scared about options! What if I pick the wrong things and end up with no job!? If you have any advice about GCSE’s please share it!!! Okay next, my vlog! I have started up a vlog with my friend Elly and it consists of us talking and doing funny things, me continually breaking the camera and Elly hitting me! Please go to Youtube and watch it, I will love you forever!!! Definately most important is my birthday! I am really excited as last year my mum was in hospital over my birthday and my dad was at work and I ended up crying! Hopefully this year will be more fun! Oh yeah and my back… Stupid back muscles! Apparently because I swim so much I have pulled a muscle in my back and am now not allowed to swim for like two months! I also have to have physiothearapy sessions to get rid of it and the first one isn’t for like four weeks!

Anyway I hope you all have a good week and please comment, like and check out our youtube channel!

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Rules… don’t you just hate them!

I hate rules. Not all of them, because some are sensible and actually make sense. School rules are the ones I mean. Our school is a stickler for rules. Ever since we go a new headteacher it has been 3 times worse! Our old head was really cool and was highly respected by everyone but the new head is horrible. She walks around tapping at her iPhone and generally looking like a witch!
These are just a few examples of our school’s stupid rules:
1. No jewellery or piercings apart form one small stud in each earlobe
2. No bobbles to be kept on wrists
3. Top buttons to be done up at all times
4. Tie to reach to waistband
5. Do not roll blazer sleeves up
6. When walking to and from school you must have your blazer on underneath your coat
7. No mobile phones between 8:55 and 3:30
8. No coloured headbands other than blue, black, silver or white
9. No flowers or bows or anything fancy in your hair
These rules are stupid! Also it clearly states in our planners that the school is only responsible for us in school hours. So why are they entitled to tell us what we can and can’t wear coming and going from school. If you are wearing a hoodie instead of your blazer when you leave school (after the bell has gone) you get told to take it off and wear your blazer. The thing is… WHY??? You are not in charge of us after the bell goes, you stupid teachers! They say it’s fine if you have the blazer on underneath but what difference does it make! Either way you can’t see it!
Another thing that happened to me and my friend Hannah was that her phone got confiscated… at 8:30… outside of school. We were stood outside of school not on school property and not in school hours and Hannah was on the phone to a girl whose house had been set on fire that morning and she was asking if she was okay and the stupid headteacher came up to us and yelled at Hannah “GET OFF YOUR PHONE NOW! I AM CONFISCATING IT UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY! GO AND HAND IT IN TO THE OFFICE!” So naturally, feeling the injustice of it all, I said to the headteacher “But Miss, school hasn’t started yet and Hannah was only checking if Fran was okay because her house was on fire.” and then I got yelled at for being cheeky and we both got told to go into school. THE BELL HADN’T EVEN GONE!
Also what’s with the rule about coloured headbands?! I once got a detention just because I was wearing a red headband! Why does this rule exist? What is it helping? How does wearing a red headband affect your learning? THESE RULES ARE STUPID!!!
Oh yeah and in P.E we aren’t allowed to wear long-sleeved things or long trousers we have to wear short sleeve tops and shorts. Even in winter! When we are outside doing orienteering! In temperatures below freezing!
Okay… Sorry this was such a long post I just needed to let it all out! Please let me know about any stupid rules that you have or if you disagree with my views. I would love to know what you think!

Sbohem (that’s Czech for goodbye!)

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