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I went to school

Double Geography can suck my dick.

Literally my thoughts for two hours of today.

Stupid teacher thought it would be a good idea to give us an exam on the first day back on a topic that we covered at the start of last year, purely because she hadn’t bothered with a lesson plan.

My timetable is death on paper.
On Monday I have double physics and double maths… If someone could kindly shoot me in the face, that would be nice… You don’t even have to do it kindly, just shoot me in the face.

So it’s only the first day and people have already started bitching. Seriously, I can’t be bothered with yo shit! STFU! If you come back from summer holiday and all you can talk about is me, then you clearly had a really boring summer.

Why is it that people feel the need to comment on my life or relationships? Has it got anything to do with you? No. How would you know what was going on in my relationship? Oh you didn’t? That’s funny because you seem to be talking an awful lot about it when you don’t know shit.

On a positive note, I was amused by the tiny year sevens getting lost, staring at their timetable and maps and wandering around in na√Įvety with hope and optimism glistening in their eyes (give it a term and that will be gone).

That has been my day.

Goodbye
Tabby

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I started watching Breaking Bad

It’s awesome!!!! I started watching on Friday night when I was babysitting and now I’m on season 2 episode 5…

Yeah so babysitting was actually really fun because they have a 51″ HD 3D smart TV with netflix so I ended up watching breaking bad!

I’m not sure if I’ll get round to posting next week as I am currently swamped in coursework ūüė¶

Going to Strasbourg in 2 weeks!!!! EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK SO EXCITED!!!!

Getting my braces tightened on Friday ūüė¶ Not looking forward to that!

Erm yeah so thats kind of all that’s happened (yes I know my life is crap!) so yeah….

Goodbye

Tabby

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So I went shopping yesterday….

This picture accurately displays my feelings about said shopping trip…

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Confuddlement! I went because I needed some colourful tops. At the moment I have the choice of white lacey tops or novelty t shirts. All I could find in all shops was black, white and grey stuff! It was all the same in the same colours and I hated it! I ended up buying a pale blue vest top and a blue thin jumper and a blue checked shirt thingy and that was it!!! There was like nothing!!!

Also, my dale poster came and it’s amaze-balls!!!!!

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So happy it came!!!!!!!!

So erm yeah… Also my neck hurts. Like a lot. I’m not entirely sure what I’ve done, I just woke up yesterday and ten minutes later it started hurting and it hasn’t stopped and I can’t move my head a lot. So that’s a bummer but oh well….

I had parents evening on Thursday and I was expecting it to go something like this

Teacher 1: Well Tabby has a tendency to rush homework and she is quite challenging in class

Teacher 2: I’m a little disappointed with the fact that Tabby is not achieving her A* target

Teacher 3: Your child is the most annoying little shit on the face of the Earth

Teacher 4: Can you please make sure that Tabby no longer stabs people in my lesson

Teacher 5: Can you please tell your child not to challenge my authority

But actually it was awesome…. Like every teacher was all “Tabby seems a lot happier than a few months ago” and “Tabby has really matured this year” and “Tabby is doing really well in (insert subject here) and she will have no problem getting her A* next year”….. I just kind off sat there going who are you and what have you done with (insert teacher’s name here)…. One teacher even apologised to me!!!!

So yeah it’s been a good week and I am so close to getting 100 followers on this blog and ahhhhh!!!!

So on that note…

Goodbye

Tabby

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I got braces!

Yeah so that happened this morning. I missed my Chemistry GCSE coursework practical and then had to swap sets in the afternoon to do it with set 2 which was interesting. I think it’s going okay… my coursework i mean.

Anyway, yeah I got my braces put on this morning and that was………… an experience. They’re pink because I thought pink would look nice and I actually don’t mind how I look with them. I kinda like them. It’s just that now, they kinda hurt…. a lot. But it’s not that bad, it’s bearable. I have to go back in six weeks to get them tightened and I think I’m gonna get turquoise ones.

This is my face on the way to get braces

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As pictures of my face go, this is quite a nice one….. If I do say so myself (and i do!)

And this is my face after my trip to the orthodontists

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Yes I am in Mcdonalds DON’T JUDGE ME!!!! I had a milkshake………..and chips…….

As you can see I do not look as nice as before, the dentist ruined my hair. (#firstworldproblems)

 

I would also like to take this opportunity too say that I am sorry for not doing the awards that you kind people give me and I am sorry for not blogging once a week.

Also in my life….. I started dance again! Yay! I now do grade 3 tap, grade 5 tap, intermediate foundation ballet, pointe and body conditioning. Plus, I am going to the regional competition round of Poetry By Heart competition on Wednesday and I have learnt 2/3 poems. I have an audition tomorrow for the part of Titania in the school play A Midsummer Night’s Dream and I got Anne Boleyn in the youth theatre production Henry The Tudor Dude.

Yes I have been busy learning stuff (not to mention the 4 hour controlled assessment I had in English for my GCSE that I had to revise for and the coursework exams in science and the statistics test and maths test I have next week)

So forgive me for not blogging I have been doing all of that and trying to watch as much Supernatural as possible (I’m now on season 6!)

So just a quick(ish) update on my miserable excuse of a life. I have to go now. After drinking copies amounts of tea, my bladder is now refusing to hold any more.

Goodbye, I will leave you with this

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I need to stop watching movies

Yeah. Hi. I’m back. Temporarily. Hopefully permanently but we’ll see.

I am literally like the most unmotivated person in the world. In the summer holidays I have got through all the episodes of Suits, 2 series of The Big Bang Theory, a series of Criminal Minds, and like 20 37 movies. Now I’m not saying this is a bad thing, but I have got literally nothing done. I went on holiday to Turkey and I watched 5 movies, 2 episodes of Jeeves and Wooster and season 1 of suits. No wonder I didn’t get a tan! See here’s my problem; I love movies and when I’m bored being lazy, I watch movies, and don’t stop. So I end up stuck in this state of zombieness and only move to eat and use the loo. So I need a plan to help me stop doing this because last school year I left everything last-minute because I was unmotivated and just watched movies! This year I’m starting my GCSE’s so I need a kick ass plan to get me to do… STUFF!

Since I stopped swimming and dance I have filled my life with movies and I seem to be doing less and less stuff.

Anyway since I have been watching a load of movies here is my list of must sees:

1. Kick Ass – funny

2. Kick Ass 2 – funnier

3. Identity Thief – wet-yourself-laughing-funny

4. Now You See Me – so good but i hate it because i don’t know how they do the tricks!

5. Snatch – Brad Pitt as an irish gypsy bare knuckle boxing champ who is quite often shirtless, also hilarious

6. Red – love this

7. Red 2 – love this too

8. Bachelorette – IT HAS FAT AMY IN!!!!

9. Step Up – Channing Tatum (need i say more)

10. Warm Bodies – Nora is badass

11. The Great Gatsby – i wish i lived then

12. We’re The Millers – just watch

13. The Help – so much respect

14. Pitch Perfect – pitch slapped

15. Bad Teacher – cool teacher

I know some of these are old but I was running out of movies so I thought I would just throw some in that I like too  much (Snatch)!

I know I have awards waiting and thank you to those who gave me them but like I said, I’m an unmotivated couch potato so another time. Also, my next ¬†post will probably be my holiday pics so yeah…

Goodbye

Tabby

P.S. If you come up with a plan of motivation please tell me in the comments!

 

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Just a quick one…

Hi, this is me letting you know why I haven’t blogged. Basically I am in a play that is going on stage tomorrow and I have been in the theatre all day today doing the dress and tech rehearsals. It was super stressful and it turns out the person playing my husband doesn’t know their lines after already dumping 10 of them on me last Saturday. Not being funny but if everyone else can learn them I’m sure you can. So I have spent all week learning other people’s lines incase they forget them and rehearsing cues and trying to juggle set designing for my school production and homework. Oh yeah and after finishing my scene for Oliver (our school production), I then took someone else’s scene from them because they bailed and now I’m involved in the animation scene as well because the stupid art graduate that was helping decided he didn’t want to do it!

Also I got my options back for GCSE’s and I can’t take music and science because they are at the same time so I had to pick one and I spent most of last week worrying about what to pick and I finally chose; french, statistics, science and geography. I don’t know whether I’ve taken on too much picking all the brainy subjects.

On a positive not me and Elly started table tennis club on a Thursday. It is a real sport and actually does involve a lot of running (I only started because I thought I wouldn’t have to exert myself!). We are going to go again next week and that may or may not be due to the fact there is a really cute boy there…

Watch this space!

Goodbye

Tabby

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Erm… Hi?

Remember me? No? It’s okay, I don’t expect you to! I haven’t written here in a long, long time. I’m guessing you would like to know the reason (No? Well I’m gonna tell you anyway).

I have been struggling a lot lately with stress and have been having a really hard time. I have been in and out of doctors offices and hospitals because I currently have a problem with my back and I don’t know what’s happened. I am waiting for my MRI¬†results at the moment and am also waiting on two physio¬†referrals. My back problem has prevented me from swimming and as swimming was my way of releasing all my anger and all my bad emotions, I have had a hard time trying to deal with them. People who know me will tell you that I am a negative, angry and defensive person but people who really know me will tell you that I am difficult but I can be a nice person to be friends with (Elly?). With all these emotions and no way of getting rid of them I ended up being stressed about school, got mad really easily and I also ended up with really low self-esteem. Without my swimming, there wasn’t anything I could say I was really good at. I have been depressed and angry and¬†have now been refered for Targeted Youth Support so I can get some help. (George, please keep this quiet!)

Anyway the main reason for my brief retirement from blogging¬†is because, as a way of reducing the stress and pressure I felt , I stopped doing different things for brief periods of time. One of these was blogging. Basically, this was a science experiment and it was this, “If¬†I take away things that stress or worry me, will I be more relaxed?” I stopped doing homework, blogging and I stopped practicing for my piano lesson. I didn’t tell anyone about this because it had to be entirely my decision. I have slowly started doing these things again but less often and I don’t care if things aren’t perfect anymore.

I am now going to re-introduce myself so here we go…

Hi. I am Tabby. I am 14. I have green eyes and light brown hair. I hate feet (unless they’re mine). I love chips. I have a Mum, Dad and sister. I also have a dog called Flo. The GCSE options I have picked are Geography, French, Music and Further Science. I love Harry Potter. My favourite movies are Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, Chamber of Secrets, The Matrix, Wild Child and Skyfall. My favourite Youtubers¬†are danisnotonfire, amazingphil, Bertiebertg, dicasp¬†and emmablackery. I play ukulele and it is the coolest instrument ever.

So sorry for the long post (Not really). If you read this far please comment “I can read!” and if you didn’t read this far then you won’t be reading this so clearly you have the attention span of a gnat (good word “gnat”,(another good word is “bollocks”)I like it).

Farewell

Tabby xxx

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P.S. About that massive pile of awards. I have no fucking clue about what I’m meant to do but whatever it is, I will do it next time