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I Have Something To Tell You

 

This is going to sound ridiculously girly and pathetic but I feel so happy I could burst and I can’t stop grinning. I promise you I am not normally like this and you probably won’t care but this is majorly important to me!!! I know you’re all dying for me to tell you this amazing news but let me build the tension a little longer ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

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………………………………. Okay that is long enough! My amazingly, fantastically wonderful news is that (drum roll please…)

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know all of you are groaning “This girl, I thought she was actually interesting but no, she is just like every other teenage girl, what next is she going to tell us she loves Justin Bieber!”
No I do not like Justin Bieber, I hate him (sorry to the girls who like him) and yes I have needs just like every other teenager and yes I am really happy that I have a boyfriend and yes I do like him very much and yes I do want to kiss him (Will, if you ever read this, take note!)

His name is Will, he is slightly taller than me (which is good) and he is quite good-looking, when he texts me he puts kisses and he doesn’t mind if I gossip about him with my friends!

Yes lads be jel I am no longer single!

Anyway the only problem is (girls I need your help on this) that he asked me out on Friday night by text and I said yes by text and I have only text him since he asked me out. I won’t see him until Monday and I am really nervous about what the freakin’ fuck I am gonna say to him! Girls please help me out (George, no you do not count as a girl).

Anyway that is my news and I thought it would be nice to keep you up to date with my life! Actually I have a bit more news… I think I have decided on what GCSE’s I am taking!!!

At the moment I am taking;
French
Geography
Music
Statistics and Further Maths
And my reserves are Media and Further Additional Science

(Out of my top 4, Will has 3 of the same subjects!!!)

Okay I am going now as EllytheWelly is coming round to my house and I need to go and gossip!

Bye
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Miranda Moment…

Okay I’m just going to say it. I will come right out with it and I permit you to laugh at my giant fail!
It all started this morning when I got up, half asleep, at 7:45. I was getting changed and I grabbed (what i thought was) the deodorant and sprayed. Yes you Miranda watchers have guessed it… IT WAS THE FUCKING HAIRSPRAY!!! So then I did what any normal person would do and hopped around my room screaming “SHIT, IT BURNS!!!” Sometimes I am so like Miranda it is unreal! The moral of this story is make sure you NEVER, EVER put hairspray on your underarms – it fucking kills!

So anyway it’s my options evening tonight and just to make it even more confusing they have added three new options for us to choose from! ARE THEY DELIBERATELY TRYING TO MAKE MY LIFE HARDER!? I can’t make decisions! I’m only 14!

Okay I need to go because it’s my lunch break and there might very well be a cute boy hiding in the library…

Bye xxx
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I don’t know what to call this post…

I don’t really know what to write about so I am going to update you on my life! Boring I know but I’m tired and can’t think of what else to write, so here we go!
1. I have taught myself to play guitar and I did it in a week!
2. I am now woken up on a morning by my dog licking my face!
3. Me and Elly have started a vlog! (jellyandicecreamvlog – if you’re interested)
4. I am currently in the process of teaching myself to play drums!
5. I am planning on teaching myself to play ukelele!
6. I have to pick my options for GCSE’s soon!
7. I have pulled a muscle in my back!
8. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!

I am so scared about options! What if I pick the wrong things and end up with no job!? If you have any advice about GCSE’s please share it!!! Okay next, my vlog! I have started up a vlog with my friend Elly and it consists of us talking and doing funny things, me continually breaking the camera and Elly hitting me! Please go to Youtube and watch it, I will love you forever!!! Definately most important is my birthday! I am really excited as last year my mum was in hospital over my birthday and my dad was at work and I ended up crying! Hopefully this year will be more fun! Oh yeah and my back… Stupid back muscles! Apparently because I swim so much I have pulled a muscle in my back and am now not allowed to swim for like two months! I also have to have physiothearapy sessions to get rid of it and the first one isn’t for like four weeks!

Anyway I hope you all have a good week and please comment, like and check out our youtube channel!

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I am a fish

I am currently sat in my history lesson. I have nothing to do so I thought I would write a post. I am taking after my dear friend Elly the Welly and being a badass in history! I have been emailing my friend across the classroom and our conversation has been very interesting.

Me: I want to be a fish. I will live in the sea and I will not have to take any GCSE’s but I may have to take a lifesaver swimming course. 

Beth: You may be kidnapped by jellyfish and made to build a civilisation out of jam sandwiches and mascara.

Just thought you might like to know what I get up to when I’m meant to be learning about the reform acts between 1819 and 1874! Welcome to the random world of me.

Huvasti (that’s Estonian for goodbye!)

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