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I just ate 40 pieces of popcorn chicken…

Well technically I had 26 pieces of popcorn chicken, 5 chicken nuggets and 2 chicken dippers… I think I have a problem with chicken…..

Please don’t judge me I couldn’t help it, it just sort of happened….

Anyways, I have so many posts that I want to do but I want to write them all now and I can’t because that’s stupid and I don’t know why but I feel super hyper right now and I’m typing like so freaking fast…..

Right, I have things that I want to tell you but can’t so that is gonna have to wait until maybe tomorrow or 3 in the morning when I get a random spurt of energy and decide to solve the economic crisis, write a novel and paint a fucking masterpiece…

Jesus my brain is super fucked up right now.

So this has been my week….

Monday: Went to Beth’s for sleepover and met her cousin Niamh who is awesome. Elly broke my fucking brace by falling on me when she sprinted to answer the phone to the pizza guy. She pulled one of the brackets off and it fucking hurt!

Tuesday: Left Beth’s and went to Shepperton (near London) to visit friends.

Wednesday: Bought a purple notebook from Paperchase (part of my OCD-ness, you wouldn’t understand it’s weird) and bought a dress for a stupid wedding in March (hoping to God that there’s gonna be hot guys!)

Thursday: Came back from Shepperton

Friday: Got my brace fixed… Oh yeah and Elly came round and we did fuck all….

Saturday: Gavin was here (foster kid) so we didn’t do a lot. Worked on English spoken language project and watched Bridget Jones’s Diary

Sunday: Looked like shit and didn’t get out of my pj’s until like one o’clock…. Then did fuck all….

Yeah so basically I did fuck all and now it’s 23:15 and I have 3 pieces of homework in for this week…. Shit.

In other, slightly more interesting news, I auditioned for the school play and got the part of Helena in A Midsummer Night’s Dream which is cool…. Also my love interest in the play isn’t to bad to look at so that’s a plus *Beth rolls her eyes and gives condescending look*….

Also the Strasbourg trip is only 5 weeks away and I still haven’t lost enough fucking weight to look good in my bikini at the spa!!!!! Yes we’re going to a spa on a school trip!!!!

I did the stupid poetry competition and all the other competitors were 17/18 except one. I placed 2nd which is cool and it was actually quite a fun night because the other ‘kids’ were pretty cool and we all got on quite well.

Right, anyway, I think I have bombarded you with enough information for now so I’m going to go and attempt to sleep which will probably fail because at the moment my mind is all over the fucking place and I keep thinking about people that I should definitely NOT be thinking about! *internal voice screams ‘yeah brain stfu and go to fucking sleep’*

Adieu my internet friends I must go and wrestle with my thoughts….

Tabby

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I got braces!

Yeah so that happened this morning. I missed my Chemistry GCSE coursework practical and then had to swap sets in the afternoon to do it with set 2 which was interesting. I think it’s going okay… my coursework i mean.

Anyway, yeah I got my braces put on this morning and that was………… an experience. They’re pink because I thought pink would look nice and I actually don’t mind how I look with them. I kinda like them. It’s just that now, they kinda hurt…. a lot. But it’s not that bad, it’s bearable. I have to go back in six weeks to get them tightened and I think I’m gonna get turquoise ones.

This is my face on the way to get braces

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As pictures of my face go, this is quite a nice one….. If I do say so myself (and i do!)

And this is my face after my trip to the orthodontists

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Yes I am in Mcdonalds DON’T JUDGE ME!!!! I had a milkshake………..and chips…….

As you can see I do not look as nice as before, the dentist ruined my hair. (#firstworldproblems)

 

I would also like to take this opportunity too say that I am sorry for not doing the awards that you kind people give me and I am sorry for not blogging once a week.

Also in my life….. I started dance again! Yay! I now do grade 3 tap, grade 5 tap, intermediate foundation ballet, pointe and body conditioning. Plus, I am going to the regional competition round of Poetry By Heart competition on Wednesday and I have learnt 2/3 poems. I have an audition tomorrow for the part of Titania in the school play A Midsummer Night’s Dream and I got Anne Boleyn in the youth theatre production Henry The Tudor Dude.

Yes I have been busy learning stuff (not to mention the 4 hour controlled assessment I had in English for my GCSE that I had to revise for and the coursework exams in science and the statistics test and maths test I have next week)

So forgive me for not blogging I have been doing all of that and trying to watch as much Supernatural as possible (I’m now on season 6!)

So just a quick(ish) update on my miserable excuse of a life. I have to go now. After drinking copies amounts of tea, my bladder is now refusing to hold any more.

Goodbye, I will leave you with this

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Hey Guys

Yeah so I don’t know what to blog about… Well I do…… I have a list in my head and I have a blog post ready to come straight from my disorganised but perfectly functional brain but…… I can’t be bothered to actually type it out and I don’t have time and I’m just in one of those moods and to be perfectly honest, I’m only blogging so that I don’t feel bad about the fact that I haven’t blogged…..

It’s Monday…… I fucking hate mondays…..

It was my birthday on Thursday and my friends slept at mine on Friday and we had long discussions about who we shipped each other with….. Yeah I know……

Erm…….. Not a whole lot has happened that I remember…..

I have reached season 4 in Supernatural!!!!!!! OMFG CASTIEL…….. I UNDERSTAND GUYS I UNDERSTAND

Jesus Christ okay then….. *takes deep breaths to calm self down*…….

*doesn’t work……..dies*

 

 

 

 

Tabby will be back after resuscitation……. Please leave a message after the tone

 

 

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It’s New Year’s Eve… and all that shit…

Okay so I haven’t really blogged through December because I have been doing pantomime and for last 5 days I have practically lived at the theatre. Through December I performed twice a week and then on the 27th and 28th I got to ‘shadow’ a girl who was going up to play Cinderella so I would have to take her part. I also got to be a stage hand and that was really fun because it gave me a new perspective about what happens in the theatre and how it happens. It also shows you how much the backstage crew actually do and as a performer you learn to appreciate them and understand why they are yelling “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!” (It’s probably because they are moving a fireplace)… So that was cool and then on the 29th I went up to fill this role and I was shitting myself because I had only done one of the dances with the music but it went alright. There was this really hard dance that I do with this boy and I was almost crying because I was so scared that I was gonna slip coming out of one of the lifts. But I didn’t and I loved every minute of it. Now I only have 2 more shows left on Friday.

Right, so… CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! Another reason for not blogging… I was in Wales… That was… Interesting… Yeah so we were there with all my Dad’s family except for my cousin Richard who lives in Canada and was with his wife’s family. Anyway Christmas was awesome because I got……………………….. wait for it……………………………………………… A MACBOOK PRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH So that’s what I’m typing this on now!!!!!! It’s also my birthday present and probably part of next year’s christmas present but I DON’T CARE! I OWN A MACBOOK PRO!!!!!!! I also got some really cute bags, Chicago sheet music for piano, nail varnish, money and chocolate.

So what did everyone else get for Christmas (Elly I know what you got and I’m jelly so shut your face -_-)

Next order of business… NEW YEARS!!!! What’s everyone up to tonight?????? I think I’m off to Elly’s and some other friends are going too and we are all going to be antisocial together…

Right so I think that’s everything… Oh no WAIT!!!!!! If I can work out how to use the movie maker on here then I am going to make the greatly overrated 2013 video and put it onto my YouTube channel. I will put the video on here too if I make it…

Goodbye

Tabby

 

 

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Sneakily blogging in biology

Yeah so I’m blogging in biology and I’m bored. So yeah…

NaNoWriMo isn’t going well. My first set back was when I got all my inspiration photos to stick in my book and then couldn’t print them off anywhere. Fuck.

Anyway I have a clear vision but I want to take my time with it and have decided to start the first draft and use NaNoWriMo as inspiration to kickstart my novel writing. The first chapter will be called…

CALM YOUR OVARIES!!!!

Goodbye

Tabby