10 Things People Do That Annoy Me

Hello! Today you lucky, lucky people are going to get 2 lists! One to do with some kind of upsetting news I got and the other is just a regular old list!

Firstly I present to you my list of positives and negatives about being dumped by my (now ex) boyfriend (yes George it took him less than 3 weeks to work out that I’m weird (yes lads I am a single pringle again)and I don’t need you to comment George) and so here is my list:

Negatives;

1. I don’t have a boyfriend.

2. People will ask awkward questions.

3. It only lasted like 4 days.

Positives;

1. I can now dance to “All the single ladies”.

2. Elly rang him telling him what a prick he was (which was quite amusing).

3. It only lasted 4 days so it really didn’t take me long to get over it (like 30 minutes).

4. I can now focus on playing ukulele instead of worrying if he will text me.

5. I can now be as weird as I like because I have no one to impress.

There is my lists and as you can see the positives outweigh the negatives so therefore I am happy!

The list today is going to be… 10 Things People do that Annoy Me

1. When people don’t wear deodorant. Please don’t stand near me.

2. When someone compliments a girl and the girl goes “No I’m not pretty, I’m ugly” Just accept the damn compliment you know you’re fucking gorgeous!

3. When people are rude. I can’t stand rude people.

4. Okay this is a HUGE one for me. When really fat people (not picking on people it’s just it tends to be them that do it) go into a fast food place and are like “I’ll have a large burger, large fries, extra portion of onion rings… Erm some chicken wings, some mozzarella sticks and, oh yeah, a diet coke” Like WTAF??? What is wrong with your mind!? Just because you have a diet coke it doesn’t cancel out all of the other shit you just ordered!

5. When you’re texting someone and you are really making an effort and they only reply with one word answers (especially when they say “Kk”) It’s like seriously bitch that is all I get!?

6. There is always that one kid who reminds the teacher you had homework due in. Like really? Why do you do this? You are such a little snitch!

7. Guys this one is for you. When you make it so obvious that you are checking a girl’s butt out. The funny thing is that you think you are being covert. You are really not.

8. Girls this one is for you. In P.E when you have to run and there are like all the pretty girls going “Omg this is like the worst thing ever, I can’t believe she is making us RUN!” Seriously just move bitch the slower you go the more the rest of us suffer from the teacher making us do shuttle runs (Elly…)

9. That person that when you’re watching a movie they’re like “Oh this bit is so funny!”. YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR ME! TURN IT OFF I DON’T WANT TO WATCH IT NOW!

10. People who judge you as soon as they see you. I may not be the prettiest, coolest or smartest but don’t judge me without knowing me.

Okay there is my list for today. If there is anything that annoys you please comment and if you have any ideas for what you want my next list to be on please comment as well. If you enjoyed it please like it and if you really want (here’s a crazy idea) you could even follow me.

Bye

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6 thoughts on “10 Things People Do That Annoy Me

  1. I hate people who, when they get something new like a hairstyle or shoes or whatever, parade it around right there in everyone’s faces (especially the hair and they swish it and flick it dramatically this way and that) until someone says ” I like your____”. Just mention it you annoying fuckward. Either that or shut the hell up cos either noone gives a monkey’s fart about your new whatever, or they havent noticed so therefore not worth mentioning!

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