10 Things You Really, Really Shouldn’t Do In Public

Okay guys, I have some more news! (No George I have not been dumped…yet) My news is that I am going to blog every day this week from today, Sunday 27th, to Sunday 3rd of February. Every one of the posts that I write this week is going to be  list. So if I enjoy doing this then I will change the theme each week and for every day that week I will write something within that theme (if you get me…)

The theme for this week is… Lists (but you already knew that because I said it earlier but I don’t care!)

So onwards with my advice…  10 things you really, really shouldn’t do in public

1. Squeeze a spot. Eww gross! Please save this disgusting habit for somewhere where the rest of us don’t have to watch!

2. Don’t talk to yourself. It looks weird, people will avoid you and there is a chance you will end up in a mental institution!

3. Announce your sexuality. Yes it’s fabulous that you are happy with yourself but to be honest it does freak people out a little if you just randomly yell that your bi/straight/gay/lesbian.

4. Throw up. This is key if you have been drinking. Please resist the urge, even if it means swallowing it. Act cool and classy. Also throwing up is disgusting and I really don’t want to see it.

5. Check if your underarms smell. Just no. Don’t do it. Ever.

6. Ask people to guess what colour socks you’re wearing. It’s strange.

7. One for the girls. Don’t pull your pants out of your bum. I don’t care if your thong is practically tearing you in half just don’t do it please.

8. One for the guys. Argue with your girlfriend. We don’t want to know your problems, we have our own. Also your girlfriend is probably right so there is no need to argue

9. Spit. Please don’t casually spit on the path or anywhere I don’t want your spit on my shoe thanks.

10. Shout. I really, really don’t give a fuck about what you did last night and I really don’t care if your friend is on the other side of the road either! You don’t have to tell us all.

So there we are this took me ages so I hope you enjoyed this! Please comment with what you want me to post about, it can be a list about anything! Please like this if you liked it and please follow!!!


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9 thoughts on “10 Things You Really, Really Shouldn’t Do In Public

  1. I very rarely argue in public. I just satisfy myself with the fact that I am right yet don’t force my argument giving me the moral high ground

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